"You Can't Offend Me." Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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If you drank from a water hose, had a rotary telephone, know what rabbit ears are, then you are part of a club that you can't buy entry in to. You are part of a group of people who can't be hurt or offended. Hell, you don't even know what feelings are. You took more abuse because you couldn't figure out where to point a flashlight than these snowflakes will ever know. You learned what a manifold was by your old man hitting you with a wrench and shouting "right there, dummy!"

And you're proud of it!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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If you drank from a water hose, had a rotary telephone, know what rabbit ears are, then you are part of a club that you can't buy entry in to. You are part of a group of people who can't be hurt or offended. Hell, you don't even know what feelings are. You took more abuse because you couldn't figure out where to point a flashlight than these snowflakes will ever know. You learned what a manifold was by your old man hitting you with a wrench and shouting "right there, dummy!"

And you're proud of it!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If you drank from a water hose, had a rotary telephone, know what rabbit ears are, then you are part of a club that you can't buy entry in to. You are part of a group of people who can't be hurt or offended. Hell, you don't even know what feelings are. You took more abuse because you couldn't figure out where to point a flashlight than these snowflakes will ever know. You learned what a manifold was by your old man hitting you with a wrench and shouting "right there, dummy!"

And you're proud of it!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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